Hey Oppo, Lets get Acquainted!

Kinja'd!!! "Kaizer Soze" (therealkaizersoze)
11/21/2014 at 13:26 • Filed to: Introduction, New Member, NSFW

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Pictured: Sex

Hey guys, whats up? I just wanted to say hello and give a little introduction. After two months of authorship I haven't done one, and I thought it was time. As a little thanks for reading ill put some of my car porn between the paragraphs.

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Pictured: Gills and lovely, ankle burning side pipes

I've been lurking on this site and Jalopnik for a couple of years now. I've burned through many Burner accounts that I've either lost the username or password to because I don't do Facebook. Now I can link my Kinja to Twitter I'm here to stay.

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Pictured: Ass of 964 turbo and... goddammit Bob!

My real name is Trevor, I am 2o years old and I live in Connecticut. I like pretty much like all cars, but I lean towards the Euro crowd. I have really different interests compared to you guys, such as wagons, manuals, V12s, rotary engines, turbos, and Group B rally cars so I don't know if we can get along, but I'll try. My favorite car is an E46 M3 and will someday own one.

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Pictured: MMMMMMMMMM

Besides cars I like ladies, snowboarding, mountain biking, swimming/pretty much all water-sports, history, and food. I mostly listen to rap and alternative and I am a pretty big music buff.

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Pictured: Not Annika

Here is Annika, my baby, an (almost) stock 2003 Saab 9-5 Aero wagon. It's in the best color in the visible spectrum, Graphite Green Metallic. She is a little dirty and she lost her lip in a fight with a curb at the hands of the PO, but she is mine and I love her. I'll probably do a write up about her sometime in the future.

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Pictured: Annika

Ask any questions below.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Kaizer Soze
11/21/2014 at 13:29

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My German exchange sister was named Annika, but she wasn't a Saab.


Kinja'd!!! Kaizer Soze > Rainbow
11/21/2014 at 13:37

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That would be interesting if she was a Saab, then this guy might be your father.

http://jalopnik.com/man-who-has-ha…


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Kaizer Soze
11/21/2014 at 13:38

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Where's the NSFW tag?


Kinja'd!!! Kaizer Soze > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
11/21/2014 at 13:41

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Sorry guys, I understand these are graphic images.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Kaizer Soze
11/21/2014 at 13:45

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Welcome to Oppo! You look familiar.


Kinja'd!!! Kaizer Soze > $kaycog
11/21/2014 at 14:14

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Thanks, it means a lot to be welcomed by a true oppo celebrity such as yourself, haha. And yeah you've probably seen me around.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Kaizer Soze
11/21/2014 at 14:15

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Oh, yeah, I'm a real celebrity. Whahaha!


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Kaizer Soze
11/21/2014 at 16:16

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Hold on a second, Verbal. Are you telling me you don't love Group B rally cars?